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Two, Four, Six, Eight (We All Like To Fornicate!) [Aug. 1st, 2012|03:17 pm]
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Media: Fic
Title: Two, Four, Six, Eight (We All Like to Fornicate!)
Rating: NC-17
Warning/Kinks: Twincest, squirting, boypussy, oral, fingering, scissoring, threesome, barebacking.
Pairings: Kurt/Blaine/Carson sexually, Kurt/Blaine romantically
Summary: For a prompt on GKM: Kurt wants a threesome with Blaine and Carson, Kurt gets a threesome with Blaine and Carson.
A/N: Aaaaah this is porn. A lot of porn. Like, more porn than I've ever written, also, wow it's been a long time since I've  written for Glee! 


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the science of sex [Dec. 11th, 2011|09:45 pm]
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you're surprised. 
i don't know why,
because you're looking at me
like i just kicked every puppy
you ever owned, the lab you loved
when you were eight, the little 
terrier you cry over sometimes when you're
drunk, you're looking at me
and all i can think about is that time
you gave me head in your parents room
while the tv was flashing in the background,
an SNL rerun, and i came
i came and grabbed onto your pretty
blonde little head
when bill hader grabbed james franco
by the neck and just planted one on him.
your lower lip trembles and
the only thing that comes to mind is a flashback
to that moment where we watched porn together
and i made you stop touching me so i could rewind
rewind back to that moment where the guy presses
her face into the mattress so all you could see
was the back of her head, mousy and seemingly
so insignificant when you notice the stud
jacking off over her back. 
a tear falls and glides over your
upturned nose and hey, remember when 
i told you judy garland was my soulmate? 
i really thought you knew.
your breasts are heaving, your long
golden hair sticks to your damp cheeks
and you are so unnattractive to me
and i'm sorry, but i thought you knew
i thought you had figured it out when you caught me
staring at lady gaga making out with
joe calderone.
you're screaming
and i thought you knew 
that i 
liked
brunettes.
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Fic: You're Ugly, You're Just Like me - Ch. 7 [Aug. 30th, 2011|10:05 pm]
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Media: Fic 
Title: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me - Ch. 7/?
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter, will eventually become NC-17. 
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine 
Warning: For this chapter: language, angst. Overall: violence, sexual situations, illegal use of drugs and alcohol, character death (not Klaine) and other things you'd associate with gang activity. 
Summary: The Outsiders AU. Kurt and Blaine are both lucky that their gangs, the Warblers and the New Directions, get along for the most part - however, that security doesn't provide them with the protection they need when they're alone one night and cornered at the park by the most ruthless and influential gang in Ohio - the Titans. Blaine and Kurt fight back in self-defense, but things go too far and they're forced to flee Lima in order to protect themselves. While their situation is in no way ideal, being away from home allows them to put things into perspective and realize that maybe, just maybe - they weren't all that cut out for hood life. 
A/N: Sorry for the delay.


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Fic: Gettin' Jiggy With It [Aug. 17th, 2011|03:50 am]
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Title: Gettin' Jiggy With It
Author: albioncreed
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: John/Paul
Warning: Language, total fluff.
Disclaimer: If I owned The Beatles, George would've worn a cape. All the time. During concerts. In bed. In the shower. All day every day.
Timeline: 1962
Word Count: 234 - drabble!
Summary: John's getting married, Paul's getting drunk and they're both getting down.
Author's Note: I didn't put Yoko in this one. I promise.

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Fic: "It was wrong to do this," said the angel. [Aug. 16th, 2011|02:47 am]
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[Current Mood |stressedstressed]
[Current Music |Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap]

Media: Fic
Title: "It was wrong to do this," said the angel.
Rating: R
Pairing: Kurt/OMC, Kurt/Blaine friendship
Disclaimer: The poetry used here is not mine. The first poetry used is "The Angel" by William Blake. Then "'It was wrong to do this,' said the angel" by Stephen Crane is quoted throughout the whole thing (and the title), and then finally "Angels, in the early morning" by Emily Dickinson is used.
Warning: Mentioned non-con (not explicit), total creepiness factor, ephebophilia, teacher/student relations (not the hot kind).
Summary: From the K/Bl prompt meme, the angst meme, and the kink meme: "The English teacher at Dalton is kinda creepy. All the guys agree that there's just something not right about Mr. Hopper. He's looks normal yeah, but he *touches* and *stares.* He also has this weird hobby of collecting porcelain figurines. They're all over his desk. Then one day, Kurt Hummel walks in Mr. Hopper's classroom door. Mr. Hopper has never had a real, live porcelain doll before. Mr. Hopper starts getting really inappropriate with Kurt (up to anon how far it goes, but I would like it to get pretty...intense). Blaine finds out. He.loses.it."
A/N: I never write dark stuff, woah. The formatting on my journal is intense so I just kind of gave up in some places, but. It's still readable!
 

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Fic: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me [Aug. 14th, 2011|06:05 pm]
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Media: Fic
Title: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me - Ch. 6
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter, will eventually become NC-17.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Warning: For this chapter: language, angst. Overall: violence, sexual situations, illegal use of drugs and alcohol, character death (not Klaine) and other things you'd associate with gang activity.
Summary: The Outsiders AU. Kurt and Blaine are both lucky that their gangs, the Warblers and the New Directions, get along for the most part - however, that security doesn't provide them with the protection they need when they're alone one night and cornered at the park by the most ruthless and influential gang in Ohio - the Titans. Blaine and Kurt fight back in self-defense, but things go too far and they're forced to flee Lima in order to protect themselves. While their situation is in no way ideal, being away from home allows them to put things into perspective and realize that maybe, just maybe - they weren't all that cut out for hood life.
A/N: Sorry for the delay!  

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Fic: In Which Blaine Also Loves Scarves [Aug. 5th, 2011|04:41 am]
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Media: Fic
Title: In Which Blaine Also Loves Scarves
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Kurt's Scarf
Warning: Totally impractical masturbation, scarf!porn, crack!fic.
Summary: Kurt's been blowing Blaine off for his job and Blaine must find pleasure somewhere else. Total crack.
A/N: I'm...so sorry. I don't even know what made me do this.

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Fic: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me - Ch. 5 [Aug. 4th, 2011|12:50 am]
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Media: Fic
Title: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me - Ch. 5
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter, will eventually become NC-17.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Warning: For this chapter: language, angst. Overall: violence, sexual situations, illegal use of drugs and alcohol, character death (not Klaine) and other things you'd associate with gang activity.
Summary: The Outsiders AU. Kurt and Blaine are both lucky that their gangs, the Warblers and the New Directions, get along for the most part - however, that security doesn't provide them with the protection they need when they're alone one night and cornered at the park by the most ruthless and influential gang in Ohio - the Titans. Blaine and Kurt fight back in self-defense, but things go too far and they're forced to flee Lima in order to protect themselves. While their situation is in no way ideal, being away from home allows them to put things into perspective and realize that maybe, just maybe - they weren't all that cut out for hood life.
A/N: Those who have been reading the story on my journal are now all caught up with the people who were reading it on fanfiction.net (:

 

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Fic: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me - Ch. 4 [Aug. 3rd, 2011|08:08 am]
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Media: Fic
Title: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me - Ch. 4
Rating: Hard R for this chapter, will eventually become NC-17.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Warning: For this chapter: attempted non-con, heavy violence, homophobia, character death (not Klaine), evil!Karofsky. Overall: violence, sexual situations, illegal use of drugs and alcohol, character death (not Klaine) and other things you'd associate with gang activity.
Summary: The Outsiders AU. Kurt and Blaine are both lucky that their gangs, the Warblers and the New Directions, get along for the most part - however, that security doesn't provide them with the protection they need when they're alone one night and cornered at the park by the most ruthless and influential gang in Ohio - the Titans. Blaine and Kurt fight back in self-defense, but things go too far and they're forced to flee Lima in order to protect themselves. While their situation is in no way ideal, being away from home allows them to put things into perspective and realize that maybe, just maybe - they weren't all that cut out for hood life.
A/N: Please, please heed the warnings.

 

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Fic: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me - Ch. 3 [Aug. 1st, 2011|10:35 am]
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Media: Fic Title: You're Ugly, You're Just Like Me, Ch. 3 Rating: Rated R for now, will escalate to NC-17 Warning: For this chapter: graphic violence (including violence against females), language, casual homophobia. Will eventually contine attempted non-con, character death (not Klaine), graphic violence, illegal use of drugs and alcohol, and sexual situations. Pairings: Kurt/Blaine (Mentioned Pucktana, Brittana, Finchel, Samcedes, Tike) Summary: The Outsiders AU. Kurt and Blaine are lucky that their gangs, New Directions and the Warblers, get along for the most part. However, that security doesn't provide them the protection they need when they're alone one night and are cornered at the park by the most ruthless and influential gang in Lima, Ohio - the Titans. Blaine and Kurt fight back in self-defense, but everything goes too far and Kurt and Blaine find themselves having to flee Lima and hide in order to protect themselves. A/N: This is where the angst starts.  

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